!DOCTYPE html> html> head lang=”en-US”> title>Attack On The Ad-Man by A. S. J. Tessimond/title> /div> h1 class=”pageTitle”>Attack On The Ad-Man/h1> div class=”entry-content clearfix”> h2 class=”author”>by A. S. J. Tessimond/h2> div id=”content”> p>This trumpeter of nothingness, employedbr /> To keep our reason dull and null and void.br /> This man of wind and froth and flux will sellbr /> The wares of any who reward him well.br /> Praising whatever he is paid to praise,br /> He hunts for ever-newer, smarter waysbr /> To make the gilt seen gold; the shoddy, silk;br /> To cheat us legally; to bluff and bilkbr /> By methods which no jury can preventbr /> Because the law’s not broken, only bent./p> p>This mind for hire, this mental prostitutebr /> Can tell the half-lie hardest to refute;br /> Knows how to hide an inconvenient factbr /> And when to leave a doubtful claim unbacked;br /> Manipulates the truth but not too much,br /> And if his patter needs the Human Touch,br /> Skillfully artless, artlessly naive,br /> Wears his convenient heart upon his sleeve./p> p>He uses words that once were strong and fine,br /> Primal as sun and moon and bread and wine,br /> True, honourable, honoured, clear and keen,br /> And leaves them shabby, worn, diminished, mean.br /> He takes ideas and trains them to engagebr /> In the long little wars big combines wage…br /> He keeps his logic loose, his feelings flimsy;br /> Turns eloquence to cant and wit to whimsy;br /> Trims language till it fits his clients, patternbr /> And style’s a glossy tart or limping slattern./p> p>He studies our defences, finds the cracksbr /> And where the wall is weak or worn, attacks.br /> lie finds the fear that’s deep, the wound that’s tender,br /> And mastered, outmanouevered, we surrender.br /> We who have tried to choose accept his choicebr /> And tired succumb to his untiring voice.br /> The dripping tap makes even granite softenbr /> We trust the brand-name we have heard so oftenbr /> And join the queue of sheep that flock to buy;br /> We fools who know our folly, you and I./p>/div> p>br /> br> /body> /html>