This girlchild was born as usual
and presented dolls that did pee-pee
and miniature GE stoves and irons
and wee lipsticks the color of cherry candy.
Then in the magic of puberty, a classmate said:
You have a great big nose and fat legs.
She was healthy, tested intelligent,
possessed strong arms and back,
abundant sexual drive and manual dexterity.
She went to and fro apologizing.
Everyone saw a fat nose on thick legs.
She was advised to play coy,
exhorted to come on hearty,
exercise, diet, smile and wheedle.
Her good nature wore out
like a fan belt.
So she cut off her nose and her legs
and offered them up.
In the casket displayed on satin she lay
with the undertaker’s cosmetics painted on,
a turned-up putty nose,
dressed in a pink and white nightie.
Doesn’t she look pretty? everyone said.
Consummation at last.
To every woman a happy ending.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Untitled #11 by Nijole Miliauskaite
- The Old House poem – Amy Levy poems | Poems and Poetry
- Владимир Маяковский – Застрельщики
- Sonnet 151: Love is too young to know what conscience is by William Shakespeare
- O my Lord by Rabi’a
- The Morning Of The Day Appointed For A General Thanksgiving. January 18, 1816 by William Wordsworth
- Владимир Маяковский – Дачный случай
- Владимир Бенедиктов – Певец
- Love’s Harvest poem – Alfred Austin
- The useless counsellor by Ross D Tyler
- Olney Hymn 27: Welcome To The Table by William Cowper
- Morning Coffee
- In The Arc Of Your Mallet by Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi
- Robert Burns: Epitaph On A Noted Coxcomb: Capt. Wm. Roddirk, of Corbiston.
- Владимир Бенедиктов – Чувство
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
