Megaceph, chosen to serve the State

In the halls of legislative debate,

One day with his credentials came

To the capitol’s door and announced his name.

The doorkeeper looked, with a comical twist

Of the face, at the eminent egotist,

And said: “Go away, for we settle here

All manner of questions, knotty and queer,

And we cannot have, when the speaker demands

To know how every member stands,

A man who to all things under the sky

Assents by eternally voting ‘I.'”