The first-class brains of a senior civil servant

Shiver and shatter and fall

As the steering column of his comfortable Humber

Batters in the bony wall.

All those delicate re-adjustments

“On the one hand, if we proceed

With the ad hoc policy hitherto adapted

To individual need…

On the other hand, too rigid an arrangement

Might, of itself, perforce…

I would like to submit for the Minister’s concurrence

The following alternative course,

Subject to revision and reconsideration

In the light of our experience gains…”

And this had to happen at the corner where the by-pass

Comes into Egham out of Staines.

That very near miss for an All Souls’ Fellowship

The recent compensation of a ‘K’ –

The first-class brains of a senior civil servant

Are sweetbread on the road today.



 

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