A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- A Photograph on the Desk by Mary Etta Metcalf
- One Day You Will Miss Me.. by Rahul S
- Set me FREE by Neelam Sinha
- The Gardener LV: It Was Mid-Day by Rabindranath Tagore
- Andrew Lang – Andrew Lang Poems
- Mortal Words by Robert McNamara
- The Return by Sara Teasdale
- Whitsun by Sylvia Plath
- Since That Summer by Mike Yuan
- To A Castillan Song by Sara Teasdale
- The Rhyme of the Three Captains by Rudyard Kipling
- The house where I was born (09) by Yves Bonnefoy
- The Common A-Took In by William Barnes
- Natural Theology by Rudyard Kipling
- Succeeding Sentiments.
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
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- Fragment poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
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- Excerpt from “What’s O’Clock” poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
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- Crowned poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
- Crepuscule du Matin poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
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- Climbing poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.