A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- The Mystic Isle by Rainbow Reed
- Robert Burns: The Bonie Moor-Hen:
- Autumn Days by Will McKendree Carleton
- Among the Rocks by Robert Browning
- The Bayadere
- A Nativity by Rudyard Kipling
- Spirituality of Gerard Manley Hopkins, Gerard Manley Hopkins: a shepherd poet
- Sonnet Of Motherhood XXIV poem – Zora Bernice May Cross poems
- Аля Кудряшева – М. и П.
- I Have A Friend I Can Proudly Say by Miraj Patel
- A Serenade At The Villa by Robert Browning
- Море огней украшает причалы, вокзалы
- The Rose by William Cowper
- Winter Landscape, With Rooks by Sylvia Plath
- The Peacock by William Butler Yeats
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
Talking Writing Monster’s Page –
Batty Writing – the bat’s idle chatter, thoughts, ideas and observations, all original, all fresh
Poems in English
- Indian Wedding Customs – Eastern and Western Indian Wedding Traditions
- Latino Author and Educator Provides Tools for College and Life Success
- The Merchant of Copan [In English and Spanish]
- Knowing God Part 1 – Finding God, Knowing Him, and Doing His Works
- The Art of Cake Decorating – A Beginners Recommendation For Cake Decorating Books
- Creativity: The Top 10 Ways to Increase Your Creativity
- Learning to Study – Hindrances to Study
- Feeling Lucky to Be Irish
- Source of Life – Gives Hope in Adversity?
- The Importance of Rachel Carson’s Silent Spring
- Work in Game Design Rather Than Other Design
- 9 Types of Lovers – The Twisted Version
- May You Encounter Christ’s Inclusive Church
- Shaun White – The Power Behind the Snowboard Throne
- Ways to Make Money Online Easily for Free – 4 Important Tips to Make Money Online
- Stretch Mark Cream – How Creams Help Remove Stretch Marks
- How To Use Vellum For Your Card Making Ideas
- Neglecting the Word of God: A Foundational Cause of Lukewarmness
- Celebrity Style Of The Week: Gabriel Akinosho
- The Dying of America and How to Save Her
More external links (open in a new tab):
Doska or the Board – write anything
Search engines:
Yandex – the best search engine for searches in Russian (and the best overall image search engine, in any language, anywhere)
Qwant – the best search engine for searches in French, German as well as Romance and Germanic languages.
Ecosia – a search engine that supposedly… plants trees
Duckduckgo – the real alternative and a search engine that actually works. Without much censorship or partisan politics.
Yahoo– yes, it’s still around, amazingly, miraculously, incredibly, but now it seems to be powered by Bing.
Parallel Translations of Poetry
The Poetry Repository – an online library of poems, poetry, verse and poetic works
Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.