A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Robert Burns: Address To The Toothache:
- Николай Гумилев – Людям будущего
- Love and Folly by William Cullen Bryant
- Terrible Ted poem – Alexander E. Musset poems | Poetry Monster
- Lord Roberts by Rudyard Kipling
- Night Light by Satish Verma
- Song—A Waukrife Minnie by Robert Burns
- Владимир Маяковский – Неразбериха
- Владимир Луговской – Дорога
- Consider This And In Our Time by W H Auden
- Николай Глазков – Чингисхан, Батый, Аттила
- The Wind In Woone’s Feäce by William Barnes
- Robert Burns: I Love My Love In Secret:
- Hypatia by Stanley Wilkin
- In Absence. by Sidney Lanier
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
Talking Writing Monster’s Page –
Batty Writing – the bat’s idle chatter, thoughts, ideas and observations, all original, all fresh
Poems in English
- Владимир Маяковский – Стихотворение это
- Владимир Маяковский – Стихи из предсмертной записки
- Стихи о советском паспорте – Маяковский: стих “Я достаю из широких штанин” Владимира Маяковского – Poetry Monster
- Владимир Маяковский – Стихи о Фоме
- Владимир Маяковский – Стих как бы шофера
- Владимир Маяковский – Старый мотив (РОСТА №137)
- Владимир Маяковский – Стабилизация быта
- Владимир Маяковский – Спросили раз меня: “Вы любите ли НЭП?”
- Владимир Маяковский – Сплетник
- Владимир Маяковский – Современный Козьма Прутков
- Владимир Маяковский – Советский Союз, намотай на ус – кто Юз
- Владимир Маяковский – Советская азбука (Железо куй, пока горячее…)
- Владимир Маяковский – Совет Труда и Обороны сделал ассигнование миллионное… ( Главполитпросвет №64)
- Владимир Маяковский – Солнечный флаг
- Владимир Маяковский – Солдаты самодержавной армии мясниками бывали… (РОСТА №146)
- Владимир Маяковский – Собственную революцию удушив… (РОСТА №443)
- Владимир Маяковский – Со страхом и трепетом открывали газету… (РОСТА №705)
- Владимир Маяковский – Смыкай ряды
- Владимир Маяковский – Смотри, шахтер! (РОСТА №894)
- Владимир Маяковский – Смотри, рабочий! Вот о чем сегодня речь (Главполитпросвет №166)
More external links (open in a new tab):
Doska or the Board – write anything
Search engines:
Yandex – the best search engine for searches in Russian (and the best overall image search engine, in any language, anywhere)
Qwant – the best search engine for searches in French, German as well as Romance and Germanic languages.
Ecosia – a search engine that supposedly… plants trees
Duckduckgo – the real alternative and a search engine that actually works. Without much censorship or partisan politics.
Yahoo– yes, it’s still around, amazingly, miraculously, incredibly, but now it seems to be powered by Bing.
Parallel Translations of Poetry
The Poetry Repository – an online library of poems, poetry, verse and poetic works
Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.