Andrew Barton Paterson (Эндрю Бартон Патерсон)

Last Week


Oh, the new-chum went to the backblock run, 
But he should have gone there last week. 
He tramped ten miles with a loaded gun, 
But of turkey of duck saw never a one, 
For he should have been there last week, 
They said, 
There were flocks of ’em there last week. 
He wended his way to a waterfall, 
And he should have gone there last week. 
He carried a camera, legs and all, 
But the day was hot and the stream was small, 
For he should have gone there last week, 
They said, 
They drowned a man there last week. 

He went for a drive, and he made a start, 
Which should have been made last week, 
For the old horse died of a broken heart; 
So he footed it home and he dragged the cart -- 
But the horse was all right last week, 
They said, 
He trotted a match last week. 

So he asked all the bushies who came from afar 
To visit the town last week 
If the’d dine with him, and they said ”Hurrah!” 
But there wasn’t a drop in the whisky jar -- 
You should have been here last week, 
He said, 
I drank it all up last week!

Andrew Barton Paterson’s other poems:

  1. The Rule of the A.J.C.
  2. The Road to Hogan’s Gap
  3. On the Trek
  4. The Passing of Gundagai
  5. On Kiley’s Run

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