Lewis Carroll (Льюис Кэрролл)

Brother And Sister

"SISTER, sister, go to bed!
Go and rest your weary head."
Thus the prudent brother said.

"Do you want a battered hide,
Or scratches to your face applied?"
Thus his sister calm replied.

"Sister, do not raise my wrath.
I'd make you into mutton broth
As easily as kill a moth"

The sister raised her beaming eye
And looked on him indignantly
And sternly answered, "Only try!"

Off to the cook he quickly ran.
"Dear Cook, please lend a frying-pan
To me as quickly as you can."

And wherefore should I lend it you?"
"The reason, Cook, is plain to view.
I wish to make an Irish stew."

"What meat is in that stew to go?"
"My sister'll be the contents!"
"Oh"
"You'll lend the pan to me, Cook?"
"No!"

Moral: Never stew your sister. 

Lewis Carroll’s other poems:

  1. Выборы в Совет Оксфордского университетаThe Elections to the Hebdomadal Council
  2. ПилигримлянинThe Wandering Burgess
  3. Он прав, миляга!What Tottles Meant
  4. Покинутые паркиThe Deserted Parks
  5. Охота на Снарка. Трали-Врали в Восьми Финтах. Финт Шестой. Сон БалаболаThe Hunting of the Snark. Fit the Sixth. The Barrister’s Dream

Poems of other poets with the same name (Стихотворения других поэтов с таким же названием):

  • David Lawrence (Дэвид Лоуренс) Brother And Sister (“The shorn moon trembling indistinct on her path”)

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