Sam Walter Foss (Сэм Уолтер Фосс)
Toil’s Sweet Content
The Man of Questions paused and stood Before the Man of Toil, And asked, "Are you content, my man, To dig here in the soil? Do you not yearn for wealth and fame, And this wide world to see?" The Man of Toil still stirred the soil And answered, "No, sir-ee!" "Do you not yearn," the Questioner asked, "To pluck life's higher fruits?" "Oh, yes," said he, "I'd like, maybe, Another pair of boots." "And wouldn't you like a coat to match, And pantaloons and a hat; And wouldn't you like to dress as well As your neighbor Jacob Pratt?" "Why, I'd have duds as good as Jake," The Man of Toil replied; "Why, I'd have clo'es as good as those 'Fore I'd be satisfied." "But if Jake ran for selectman And nothing could defeat him, How would it do, then, just for you To step right in and beat him?" "First-class idee," the Man of Toil Responded with delight; "I think I'd make mince-meat of Jake 'Fore we got through the fight." "And then you'd settle down content?" "Content? Of Course! I swan! A man's a hog who asks for more When he's a sillickman." "But, sir, our Congress is corrupt And needs a renovation; Wouldn't you consent in such event To take the nomination?" "Oh yes I'd take the job," said he. The Questioner arched his eyes, "Then don't you think the presidency Would be about your size? Now after Congress had been cleansed Beyond a shade of doubt I think you'd go--you would, I know-- And clean the White House out." "I'd take the job and do it brown," The Man of Toil replied; "But you hoe corn from morn till night And still are satisfied." "Me satisfied! I guess that you Don't know me," he began-- "Oh, yes, I do, I well know you You are the Average Man."
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