First Collection. Summer. Polly be-èn upzides wi’ Tom
Ah! yesterday, d’ye know, I voun’ Tom Dumpy’s cwoat an’ smock-frock, down Below the pollard out in groun’; An’ zoo I slyly stole An’ took the smock-frock up, an’ tack’d The sleeves an’ collar up, an’ pack’d Zome nice sharp stwones, all fresh a-crack’d ’Ithin each pocket-hole. An’ in the evenèn, when he shut Off work, an’ come an’ donn’d his cwoat, Their edges gi’ed en sich a cut, How we did stan’ an’ laugh! An’ when the smock-frock I’d a-zow’d Kept back his head an’ hands, he drow’d Hizzelf about, an’ teäv’d, an’ blow’d, Lik’ any up-tied calf. Then in a veag away he flung His frock, an’ after me he sprung, An’ mutter’d out sich dreats, an’ wrung His vist up sich a size! But I, a-runnèn, turn’d an’ drow’d Some doust, a-pick’d up vrom the road, Back at en wi’ the wind, that blow’d It right into his eyes. An’ he did blink, an’ vow he’d catch Me zomehow yet, an’ be my match. But I wer nearly down to hatch Avore he got vur on; An’ up in chammer, nearly dead Wi’ runnèn, lik’ a cat I vled, An’ out o’ window put my head To zee if he wer gone. An’ there he wer, a-prowlèn roun’ Upon the green; an’ I look’d down An’ told en that I hoped he voun’ He mussen think to peck Upon a body zoo, nor whip The meäre to drow me off, nor tip Me out o’ cart ageän, nor slip Cut hoss-heäir down my neck.
William Barnes’s other poems:
- First Collection. Winter. Keepèn up o’ Chris’mas
- Third Collection. Comen Hwome
- Second Collection. Slow to come, quick agone
- Second Collection. John Bleäke at Hwome
- Third Collection. Things do Come Round
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