Second Collection. Gruffmoody Grim
Aye, a sad life his wife must ha’ led, Vor so snappish he’s leätely a-come, That there’s nothèn but anger or dread Where he is, abroad or at hwome; He do wreak all his spite on the bwones O’ whatever do vlee, or do crawl; He do quarrel wi’ stocks, an’ wi’ stwones, An’ the rain, if do hold up or vall; There is nothèn vrom mornèn till night Do come right to Gruffmoody Grim. Woone night, in his anger, he zwore At the vier, that didden burn free: An’ he het zome o’t out on the vloor, Vor a vlanker it cast on his knee. Then he kicked it vor burnèn the child, An’ het it among the cat’s heaïrs; An’ then beät the cat, a-run wild, Wi’ a spark on her back up the steaïrs: Vor even the vier an’ fleäme Be to bleäme wi’ Gruffmoody Grim. Then he snarl’d at the tea in his cup, Vor ’twer all a-got cwold in the pot, But ’twer woo’se when his wife vill’d it up Vrom the vier, vor ’twer then scaldèn hot; Then he growl’d that the bread wer sich stuff As noo hammer in parish could crack, An’ flung down the knife in a huff; Vor the edge o’n wer thicker’n the back. Vor beäkers an’ meäkers o’ tools Be all fools wi’ Gruffmoody Grim. Oone day as he vish’d at the brook, He flung up, wi’ a quick-handed knack, His long line, an’ his high-vleèn hook Wer a-hitch’d in zome briars at his back. Then he zwore at the brembles, an’ prick’d His beäre hand, as he pull’d the hook free; An’ ageän, in a rage, as he kick’d At the briars, wer a-scratch’d on the knee. An’ he wish’d ev’ry bremble an’ briar Wer o’ vier, did Gruffmoody Grim. Oh! he’s welcome, vor me, to breed dread Wherever his sheäde mid alight, An’ to live wi’ noo me’th round his head, An’ noo feäce wi’ a smile in his zight; But let vo’k be all merry an’ zing At the he’th where my own logs do burn, An’ let anger’s wild vist never swing In where I have a door on his durn; Vor I’ll be a happier man, While I can, than Gruffmoody Grim. To zit down by the vier at night, Is my jaÿ—vor I woon’t call it pride,— Wi’ a brand on the bricks, all alight, An’ a pile o’ zome mwore at the zide. Then tell me o’ zome’hat that’s droll, An’ I’ll laugh till my two zides do eäche Or o’ naïghbours in sorrow o’ soul, An’ I’ll tweil all the night vor their seäke; An’ show that to teäke things amiss Idden bliss, to Gruffmoody Grim. An’ then let my child clim’ my lag, An’ I’ll lift en, wi’ love, to my chin; Or my maïd come an’ coax me to bag Vor a frock, an’ a frock she shall win; Or, then if my wife do meäke light O’ whatever the bwoys mid ha’ broke, It wull seem but so small in my zight, As a leaf a-het down vrom a woak An’ not meäke me ceäper an’ froth Vull o’ wrath, lik’ Gruffmoody Grim.
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