The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Владимир Солоухин – В лесу
- A Riddle: On A Kiss by William Strode
- Sonnet 8: Music to hear, why hear’st thou music sadly? by William Shakespeare
- Pagett, M.P. by Rudyard Kipling
- New Year On Dartmoor by Sylvia Plath
- Олег Бундур – Тревожное время
- A Pity, We Were Such A Good Invention by Yehuda Amichai
- Ballade Of Truisms by William Ernest Henley
- Владимир Маяковский – Долг Украине
- Orlando Furioso Canto 19 by Ludovico Ariosto
- The Gardener XXII: When She Passed by Me by Rabindranath Tagore
- Нина Воронель – Чтоб спастись от проклятого невезенья
- Love Sonnet XXV poem – Zora Bernice May Cross poems | Poetry Monster
- Cino poem – Ezra Pound poems
- Sir Galahad, a Christmas Mystery by William Morris
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