The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Dead Orchard by Nijole Miliauskaite
- My Mask poem – Amy Haritha Suseel poems | Poems and Poetry
- Николай Тихонов – Когда людям советским
- Prison Souvenirs, Translation of Paul Verlaine’s poem: Prière by T. Wignesan.
- Василий Лебедев-Кумач – Спортивный марш
- Spilt Milk by William Butler Yeats
- Вера Звягинцева – Ты не снись мне
- At Malvern by William Lisle Bowles
- Creation poem – Ambrose Bierce poems | Poems and Poetry
- Влад Амелин – Приумножай добро
- The Confederate Flags poem – Ambrose Bierce poems | Poems and Poetry
- Олег Бундур – Я вырасту, мама
- A Wold Friend by William Barnes
- Poor Fisherman
- The Room The Light and Golden Dust by Vishnu J Mohan
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
