The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- The Key Note poem – Ambrose Bierce poems | Poems and Poetry
- Sonnet 90: Then hate me when thou wilt; if ever, now by William Shakespeare
- A Serenade At The Villa by Robert Browning
- The Sultans Palace
- The Neophyte poem – Aleister Crowley poems | Poetry Monster
- What Hidden Sweetness Is There by Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi
- a_city_one_wish.html
- Юнна Мориц – Цветок
- English Poetry. Thomas Aird. The Devil’s Dream on Mount Aksbeck. Томас Эрд.
- Нина Гаген-Торн – Колыма
- Return From Business poem – Aldous Huxley poems | Poetry Monster
- Alone You Passed by William Ellery Leonard
- I Am Part Of The Load by Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi
- A Circular by Thomas Hardy
- The Tree poem – Ezra Pound poems
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
