The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Song—Sweet Afton by Robert Burns
- Childhood by William Barnes
- Open sky by Shailendra Chauhan
- Vain
- A Purse-String by William Strode
- The House Of Dreams by Sara Teasdale
- Scotland by MB Moshe
- Blithe Dreams Arise To Greet Us by William Ernest Henley
- A Winter Night by Sara Teasdale
- Pan with Us by Robert Frost
- Linoz Isidoz poem – Aleister Crowley poems | Poetry Monster
- Алишер Навои – Кто на стезе любви един
- I Went Down into the Desert by Vachel Lindsay
- The Banyan Tree by Rabindranath Tagore
- On Receiving A Laurel Crown From Leigh Hunt poem – John Keats poems
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Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
