The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Winter039s Fall
- Владимир Маяковский – Рабкор (Лбом пробив безграмотья горы)
- The Mower To The Glo-Worms poem – Andrew Marvell poems
- Sancta Maria, Succurre Miseris poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
- The Allies poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
- When I Go Alone At Night by Rabindranath Tagore
- Robert Burns: Farewell To Ballochmyle:
- Владимир Бенедиктов – Близ берегов
- Низами Гянджеви – Увы, на этой лужайке, где согнут страстью я,
- Василий Тредиаковский – К почтению, льзя объявить любовь
- To The Small Celandine by William Wordsworth
- Disconnect by Snowdon King
- Robert Burns: My Tocher’s The Jewel:
- Алексей Жемчужников – Уже давно иду я, утомленный
- Федор Сологуб – Словно лепится сурепица
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
