The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Our Bog Is Dood by Stevie Smith
- On His Seventy-fifth Birthday by Walter Savage Landor
- Robert Burns: Inscription To Miss Graham Of Fintry:
- Hope In Spring by William Barnes
- (Inner Tube) by Michael Ondaatje
- Robert Burns: Lines To John M’Murdo, Esq. Of Drumlanrig: Sent with some of the Author’s Poems.
- Neighing at the Slope by Mahmoud Darwish
- Омар Хайям – Будь мягче к людям
- The Innovator by Stephen Vincent Benet
- The Coastwise Lights by Rudyard Kipling
- Reproof: A Satire. by Tobias Smollett
- Владимир Британишский – Перед самой войной
- Love In Autumn by Sara Teasdale
- Epigram—The Toad-eater by Robert Burns
- Wibble Wobble poem – Alexander E Musset poems | Poetry Monster
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Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
