The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Denner’s Old Woman by William Cowper
- Василий Курочкин – Ни в мать, ни в отца
- Robert Burns: I Reign In Jeanie’s Bosom:
- English Poetry. Madison Julius Cawein. Forevermore. Мэдисон Джулиус Кавейн.
- Lucy Gray [or Solitude] by William Wordsworth
- Olney Hymn 33: Seeking The Beloved by William Cowper
- The Caged Skylark poem – Gerard Manley Hopkins poems
- Hey, the Dusty Miller (Song) by Robert Burns
- Persian Poem poem – Amir Khusro poems | Poems and Poetry
- Never Sure Which You Are by Mary Etta Metcalf
- Power Of Music by William Wordsworth
- Sonnet 106: When in the chronicle of wasted time by William Shakespeare
- The Gamblers by Vachel Lindsay
- The Fancy Feäir At Maïden Newton by William Barnes
- On An Arctic Winter by Nithin Purple
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
