The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Six-Word Poem by Monty Gilmer
- Top Benefits of Wearing Peridot Birthstone
- A Child Of War
- Tatiana’s Letter poem – Alexander Pushkin
- Sonnet # 10 by Luis A. Estable
- A child said, What is the grass by Walt Whitman
- The Quaker Graveyard in Nantucket by Robert Lowell
- Михаил Кузмин – Зеленая птичка
- The First Jasmines by Rabindranath Tagore
- Love’s Fitfulness poem – Alfred Austin
- Behold, As Goblins Dark Of Mien by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Song from Aella by Thomas Chatterton
- Владимир Британишский – Но особенно снился мне вздыбленный мост
- Владимир Британишский – Письмо
- Poem65
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
