The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- A HYMN TO THE GRACES by Robert Herrick
- Ольга Берггольц – К сердцу Родины руку тянет
- Sylvia’s Mother by Shel Silverstein
- Now What Is Love by Sir Walter Raleigh
- Sic Vos Non Vobis
- On An Insight On Grecian Spring by Nithin Purple
- Юлия Друнина – Ржавчина
- The Story Of Our Lives by Mark Strand
- Teasing by Pamela Griffiths
- Canadian Winter by Mike Yuan
- The King of Yellow Butterflies by Vachel Lindsay
- Holy Communion
- Resolve by Sylvia Plath
- Gleaners Of Fame poem – Alfred Austin
- Василий Жуковский – Адельстан
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
