The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- A Little Te Deum Of The Commonplace by John Oxenham
- Epigram on Miss Fontenelle by Robert Burns
- In Praise Of England poem – Alfred Austin
- Prayers by Rainbow Reed
- Rivulose poem – A. R. Ammons poems | Poetry Monster
- The Lady And The Earthenware Head by Sylvia Plath
- To Songs At the Marriage Of The Lord Fauconberg And The Lady Mary Cromwell poem – Andrew Marvell poems
- Николай Глазков – Поэтоград
- Василий Жуковский – К князю Вяземскому
- Василий Жуковский – Мщение
- Владимир Британишский – В нашем вновь обретенном ленинградском доме
- Fragment Of An Ode To Maia. Written On May Day 1818 poem – John Keats poems
- Flowers by Thomas Hood
- Олег Григорьев – Я дверь в коридор отворил
- Song in the Manner of Housman poem – Ezra Pound poems
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Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
