The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Николай Гумилев – Канцона вторая
- The face wanted by Vinko Kalinić
- 1914 by Wilfred Owen
- Purple Heart Liz (My Girl At Woodstock) by Steve Sant
- Владимир Британишский – Инициалы: Д.Я
- Wind in the Beechwood by Siegfried Sassoon
- The Song of the Dead by Rudyard Kipling
- No, Love Is Not Dead by Robert Desnos
- An Epitaph poem – Andrew Marvell poems
- Back-View by William Ernest Henley
- English Poetry. Henry Livingston. To the Memory of Sarah Livingston. Генри Ливингстон.
- Nothing Stays Put poem – Amy Clampitt poems | Poems and Poetry
- Philip Levine – Philip Levine
- In The Event Of My Demise by Tupac Shakur
- Robert Burns: Had I A Cave:
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
