The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Walls at Drogheda by Tomás Ó Cárthaigh
- Dark Matter
- Coming Through The Rye by Robert Burns
- I Have Loved Hours At Sea by Sara Teasdale
- Владимир Маяковский – Дурацкий сон (РОСТА №234)
- Ode On Indolence poem – John Keats poems
- A prayer to the Wind by Thomas Carew
- Robert Burns: The Twa Dogs: A Tale
- Владимир Маяковский – Перекопский энтузиазм
- English Poetry. Philip James Bailey. Festus – 21.1. Филип Джеймс Бэйли.
- Sonet 58 by William Alexander
- Жан де Лафонтен – Смерть и Несчастный
- Fog poem – Amy Clampitt poems | Poems and Poetry
- Ольга Седакова – Сказочка
- Orpheus by William Shakespeare
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
