Taylor Swift
A Poem about Taylor Swift
Despite her name
She sews no clothes
And that’s a real shame
We’d like to expose…
Her goods without a dress
So who’s she? You’d tell
She is no humble seamstress
She’s got a lot of clientele
Not Gulliver’s creator
Not Lilliputians’ father
And not an Irish painter
With others we won’t bother
She is a country singer
Her country sounds like pop
She acts quite like a swinger
She looks like a lollipop
She’s popular like hell
In spite of all the kitsch
She’s smarter than a sperm cell
Besides, we like the bitch
End of the Poem about Taylor Swift
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- Aubade by Philip Larkin
- Apologetic Postscript Of A Year Later by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Survivors by Siegfried Sassoon
- Song—She’s Fair and Fause by Robert Burns
- An All-Night Sea Fight by William Topaz McGonagall
- 10 Valentine’s Day Scrapbooking Ideas With or Without Photos
- Robert Burns: I Hae Been At Crookieden:
- Sonet 47 by William Alexander
- Василий Жуковский – Младенец: Стих, который легко учится, 28 строк – Стихотворения Жуковского на Poetry Monster
- Олег Бундур – Дедушка воспитывает папу
- Why the Young Men Are So Ugly by Tony Hoagland
- The Immigrant
- A Ring Presented to Julia by Robert Herrick
- Владимир Британишский – На полпути в Илимск
- A Maiden by Sara Teasdale
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