I’ve done it again!
I’ve lost me pen!
I don’t know how,
I don’t know when?
Perhaps He’ll show,
Perhaps He’s gone,
Perhaps he’s back where he belongs?
“Where does he belong?” I hear you cry,
“A Magical pencil case in the sky?”
Well he won’t come back,
I know this now,
He’s hiding away with his stationary pals.
Compass and Pencil, Protractor and Pencil,
Having tea with the Sharpener and I tell you, He’s Mental!
So, if you ever lose a pen,
Don’t expect to see it again,
He’s probably living with Biro, his partner,
It’s that, or he’s been eaten by Sharpener!
